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"I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass."

- Maya Angelou (via kushandwizdom)

"Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad."

- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (via kushandwizdom)

"These days, I’m using the Mozzarella one… With the fire."

- Client, when asked what internet browser he’s been using (via clientsfromhell)

clientsfromhell:

Client: “I don’t mean to sound racist, but…”

Me: “But what?”

Client: “But the site is too black.”

Me: “Like, literally too black?”

Client: “Yes. The background is too black.”

Me: “That’s not racist. That has nothing to do with race.”

Client: “Phew. I can never tell with you black people, what’s offensive and what’s not.”

Me: “I’m actually Lebanese. And, yeah, that one might be a bit racist.”

clientsfromhell:

Client: “She needs the Multi-Latino package for cable and the Multi-Latino internet.”

Me: “…The Multi-Latino internet?”

Client: “Yep.”

Me: “The internet…the internet we have is in every language.”

Client: “But which one is cheaper?”